Old people are so politically incorrect. My grandparents said, “Aren’t they all just Mexicans?”
Me: “No, if you’re from Spain you’re Spanish.”
My grandparents: “Yeah but they all speak Mexican.”
Me: No they speak Spanish.
My grandparents: “Well then they’re not Mexican they’re Spanish.”
Me: “You speak English are you English? No. You’re American.”
My grandparents:”Yeah and we speak American.”
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loganbizzle:

I’M RIGHT HERE, HUNTY. I’M RIGHT HERE, HUNTY. I’M RIGHT HERE, HUNTY. NOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUN DO, BITCH?

I just had a religious experience

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brandonurie:

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny

Isn’t it funny how people always get blamed for domestic violence when the person being hit let them do the crime.
Seriously what was he gonna do? Push her off in front of everyone.